Follow-Up on the News

Hey, remember our list of K-words last time?
We'd like to add KABBALAH, KARMA, KAT, KELLY, KENNY, KIM, KIPLING, and KRAUSER.

In the article about Michaels taking over the world:
We must note that we really don't know what is the appropriate place, the regular secret society of Michaels, or the Women's Auxiliary, for female Michaels like Michelle (boy that's confusing) of ER and Learned of The Waltons.

Wondering why we had a picture of Stoler's colleague Talia in the last issue? (Scroll down and over.)


Previously, we actually hadn't been allowed to show her, but when we could, we wanted to celebrate the end of the Talia ban.

In our article about the film Monsters, Inc.:
We forgot to mention that the variety of the monsters and their adventures reminded us a lot of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.

And finally, by our picture of a fortune cookie:
We omitted sharing our discovery that if you have the kind where the fortune slip has numbers on the back, those not only are your lucky lottery numbers for the week, but are a good suggestion for what to order the next time you go out for Chinese.

Incompetent Stoler Doesn't Understand Why This Page is Opening to Bottom in Explorer, Begs Dear Readers to
Click Here to Go to Top
"Must have something to do with these inline frames," he muses.

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